Holding company / Est. 2026 / 4 operating companies

KillBurger Corp: Kill the burger.

Most software is fast food: mass-produced, supersized, stacked with filler and engineered to keep you coming back. KillBurger Corp is two software engineers building the opposite.

ScrollKB / 2026
01 Manifesto / Fig. 1: Anatomy of a burger

Most software is a burger.

It looks satisfying from the outside. Take it apart and it's the same three layers every time, stacked high and served fast.

01 / Top bun

Bloat

Puffy and mostly air. Splash screens, spinners and megabytes of code to show you a list.

02 / Patty

Filler

Features stacked on features, and feeds engineered to keep you chewing.

03 / Bottom bun

Lock-in

The base holding it all together: your data, kept where you can't take it with you.

BloatFillerLock-in

So we kill it.

KillBurger Corp builds software with none of it. Lean, useful, honest, and yours.

02 Principles

What we make instead.

Every product in the portfolio is held to the same four rules. Each one starts by crossing something out.

01

Bloat Lean

Fast, small and direct. Nothing between you and the thing you came for.

02

Filler Useful

Every feature earns its place. If it doesn't help, it doesn't ship.

03

Bait Honest

Built for time well spent, not time on app. No dark patterns, no manufactured cravings.

04

Lock-in Yours

Chatterlace keeps your logins on your own devices. Apex never sells your data. What's yours stays yours.

03 Portfolio

Four companies. Zero burgers.

Each company has its own product, brand and team. The engineering behind all four comes from the same two people.

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Operating companies in the portfolio
1,031
Ice rinks mapped by EveryRink
177
Regions across the USA & Canada
04
Streaming platforms unified in Chatterlace
01 / 04Local discovery
EveryRink logo

EveryRink

Find your next skate.

Ice skating near you, with live schedules. EveryRink maps public skate sessions across more than a thousand rinks in the USA and Canada, so finding ice takes one search.

  • 1,031 rinks across 50 states and 10 provinces
  • Live session schedules, filtered by day and activity
  • Map-first search by city, postal code or rink
02 / 04Creator software
Chatterlace logo

Chatterlace

Lace up. Show up. Stand out.

The studio for independent live streamers. Chatterlace runs every room from one place, with one chat, one menu, one goal and stats across every platform. Logins stay on the creator's own device.

  • Unified chat feed across four platforms
  • Synced menus, titles and goals in every room
  • OBS scene switching, overlays and cross-site stats
03 / 04Personal growth
Apex logo

Apex

Build the days that build you.

Apex turns routines, timed activities and a nightly journal into one calm daily ritual, with streaks that level up from Bronze to Crystal.

  • Routines: stack small habits, check them off in a tap
  • Activities: time what matters and climb seven streak tiers
  • Review heatmaps and a private nightly journal
04 / 04Social · Collectibles
Mug logo

Mug

Your mug, on a card.

A trading card of yourself. Snap one selfie and Mug paints it into a holographic card with your pose, stats and worst habits. Start a crew and one box prints the whole group; friends scan yours to mug you into their Lineup.

  • One selfie, painted into your card in about 30 seconds
  • Crews: one link for the party, one box prints everyone
  • Scan a friend's card in person to mug them into your Lineup
04 Founders

Made to order by two engineers.

KillBurger Corp is two software engineers with long track records of shipping, pooling our resources to build and run software we believe in. Each company has its own team. The engineering is almost entirely ours. No outsourcing, no assembly line.

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Founders, both software engineers
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Companies in the portfolio
In-house
Almost all engineering, done by the founders
2026
The year we started killing burgers
KillBurger CorpEst. 2026
EngineeringBuilt in-house by the founders
DesignOne bar for craft
InfrastructureShared across the portfolio
OwnershipFor the long run

How the portfolio is built

05 FAQ

Questions, answered.

What is KillBurger Corp?

KillBurger Corp is a software holding company founded in 2026 by two software engineers. We build, own and operate focused internet products, each designed to do one job exceptionally well.

Why is it called KillBurger?

Because most software is a burger: bloat on top, filler in the middle and lock-in holding it all together. It's fast food, mass-produced and engineered to keep you coming back. We build the opposite, and the crossed-out burger in our logo is the reminder.

Which companies does KillBurger Corp own?
  • EveryRink: find ice skating near you, with live public skate schedules for 1,031 rinks across the USA and Canada.
  • Chatterlace: software that lets independent live streamers run every room from one place, with one chat, one menu, one goal and stats across platforms.
  • Apex: routines, timed activities, streaks and a private journal in one calm daily ritual, on web, desktop and iPhone.
  • Mug: a trading card of yourself. One selfie is painted into a holographic card, and friends scan your printed card to mug you into their Lineup.
Do the portfolio companies operate independently?

Yes. Each company has its own product, brand and team. Its two founders do almost all of the engineering across the portfolio themselves.

How do I contact KillBurger Corp?

Email hello@killburgercorp.com. For help with a specific product, use that product's own support channel.

How do I get started with each product?
  • EveryRink: visit everyrink.com and search by city, postal code or rink.
  • Chatterlace: currently in a free private beta by invitation. Request access at chatterlace.com.
  • Apex: open apexapp.ai and start free in your browser, or download it for Mac, Windows, Linux or iPhone. No credit card needed.
  • Mug: open mugcards.com and make your card from one selfie. Making your card is free; crew boxes are $14.99 a person with shipping included, and packs of your own cards start at $39.99 for 36.

Skip the burger. Try the software.

Every company in the portfolio is live and serving customers today.

Partnerships, press or anything else: hello@killburgercorp.com